1)
Do you even read creepypastas? (Jeff: why do you think they're here? Me: good point)
HELL YES!!!!!!!
sometiemes :)
Every couple of months or so
Not really...
HELL NO!!!!!!
2)
What happened to the woman's original family in The Dating Game? (Jeff: that was such a boring one though! There was barely any blood or guts or anything in it... Me: wh-at?!)
Nothing
She murdered them and recorded the whole thing (Jeff: I should do that one day... Me: this is why I duct tape you to the chair!!)
They were eaten by a seamonster (Jeff: no one's THAT stupid...)
Her husband abandoned her because her children died and he blamed her
3)
What was written on the back of the puppet in the creepypasta The Puppet? (Jeff: also a boring one... Me: nobody cares about your opinion!)
I'll never leave you
Watch your BaCk
Go to sleep (Jeff: you stole that line from me! Me: hush up)
This is what he'll look like
4)
5)
Who did the woman claim she was in "The Expressionless"? (Jeff: she didn't "claim" anything. She was just being as honest as her sick and twisted mind could be! Me:shut up!)
The Devil
Morgan Freeman (Me: sorry, couldn't resist X3 Jeff: *facepalm)
God
The Ruler of the Universe
6)
Who wears a chef costume? (Jeff: oh that's EASY!! It's...ow! What was that for!? Me: don't tell them the answer! Not all of them know!)
Hoodie
Mr.Mix
Rap Rat
Laughing Jack
Jeff the killer (Jeff:wait what?)
7)
What happens in the game DEAD.exe? (Jeff: I really want that game! Especially for a lazy Saturday afternoon :) Me: O____0)
The character is yourself, and you go around in your town, and if you interact with other people, you can only kill them
You walk in a dark tunnel, and if you go in the wrong direction, at here will be a jumpscare that will make you go insane (Jeff:I love insanity :3 Me: ...)
If you stop playing you will die
You will have to answer complicated questions and if you get them wrong, everyone you care about dies slowly and painfully
8)
What does Mr.Widemouth try to make children do? (Jeff: I know that little guy, he's a bit of a prick... Me: *puts a sock in Jeff's mouth)
Eat their parents
Kill animals
Commit suicide
Write threatening letters to people
9)
Why can't you hurt the creatures in the creepypasta "Darkness"?
Because they aren't real
Because they're made out of shadows
They smell too horrible (Jeff: mmf!)
They're too fast and strong to touch
10)
In the creepypasta "What is dead", why was the mans wife screaming?
She was terrified
She was hurt
Her face was melting
She was hungry
11)
In Emotional Acting, what made the main character finally cry?
He bit his tongue
His parents were murdered
He lost his job
He was a professional actor
12)
Ok so my laptop is literally at four percent! So imma end it here early... Soo... Part 4?
YES!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!
YESS!!!!!!!
No thanks (Me: Jeff, I may need your help convincing this one...)
YES!!!!!!
13)
If there was one question you could ask Jeff, what would it be?
Why do you like killing people? (Jeff: Because its fun! And because its the only thing that satisfies the feeling...)
Say go to sleep! (Jeff: GO TO SLEEP!)
Will you marry me?! (Jeff: Please be a fangirl! PLEASE!!!)
Why do you wear a white hoodie? (Jeff: because it just happened to be the only thing I considered "fancy...")
How'd you meet My Name Here? (Jeff: She waited all night for me, knocked me out, and tied me to a chair)
14)
Next Guest?
LAUGHING JACK!
BEN!
EYELESS JACK!
SLENDY!!!
