This will not affect your score, just asking. How old are you?

  9
  10
  11
  12
  13
  14
  15
  I am older (stop doing this test right now!)
  I am a robot!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But - baby - I love you!

  Thank you darling! I love you too!
  Lilies
  Craig Revel Horwood is a piranha in disguise!
  Aaaaaargh!
  Captain, I am actually a zombie! I feel like a pie dudette!
  That was very soppy and unoriginal.

Your school has been attacked. You...

  Kissy kissy, I love eating apple pie.
  Kiss your crush.
  Run away.
  Turn into a vegetable. Preferably carrot.

Right, this has officially changed to the truth test. How many times have you wet yourself?

  Ummm....
  Loads!
  Aargh!
  Not saying
  Maybe once
  Never

(Girls only) have you ever kissed a boy who is your age and not related to you?

  I'm a boy
  Not saying
  Loads of boys!
  I am in love but haven't kissed him...yet! ð���ð���
  Maybe
  Never

Have you ever hit someone at school?

  Yes!! Loads!
  Never
  Not saying
  Maybe

Was this boring?

  Yes!!!!!!!
  Sort of
  It was ok
  I kinda liked it
  Loved it

Go to the toilet.

  Nothing happened.
  I pooed.
  I weed.
  I weed and pooed
  I puked
  Not saying
  Puked, pooed and weed
  Puked and pooed
  Puked and weed

Are you glad it's finished?

  Yes!!!!!!!
  Kind of
  No 😰