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Other - Puns

There was once two weevil brothers. One went on to fame and fortune, while the other stayed home. He was known as the lesser of two weevils

A man sent in ten puns in hopes to win a contests. Unfortunatly, no pun in ten did.

A man was walking the streets of Las Vegas a night and saw a hooker. He asked her for a drink. He then asked her if she had any plans. She couldn't respond, thus proving that 'you can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her think.'

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