Bar - Free Beer

A man walks by a bar and sees a sign that says free beer. The man runs in and ask the bartender for the free beer. The bartender said sure, but you got to do 3 things first. The man said he would do anything. The bartender says okay, " All you have to do is drink this jar of tobasco sauce, pull the soar tooth from the alligater out back, and have sex with the 400 pound woman upstairs. The man said never. The next day he goes to the same bar desprate for a beer and said that he would do it. So he drinks the jar of tobasco sauce like it was nothing. He runs out to the back. The bartender hears the man grunting and the alligater growling. The man comes running back and says " where is the lady with the sore tooth again?"

Rating: 3.15