Redneck - You Might Be A Redneck If...

Your wife weighs more than your pickup truck!
If your wife's hair can be ruined by the ceiling fan
if you had a toothpick in your wedding picture.
if you have a rag for a gascap
if you thind the styrafoam cooler is the world's great'est invention
if you think a 6-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment

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