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Office - Council Workers

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his
tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to
drink his cola, and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.

One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move
on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one
was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the old.

The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on
down the road. "I can't stand this," said the man, tossing the can into
a trash container and headed down the road toward the men. "Hold it,
hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with
this digging?"

"Well, we work for the government," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not
accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel
and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us-me,Rodney, and Mike.
I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree, and Mike here puts the dirt
back. "Now just because Rodney's sick, that don't mean that Mike and me
can't work.

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