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Sex - Choice Du Jour

An elderly couple are preparing to go to bed for the evening; first the old man goes to the bathroom, does his business, and climbs into their bed. The old woman goes into the bathroom next, and decides she's feeling a bit frisky, so before exiting the bathroom, she takes off all of her clothes and ties her dressing gown around her neck to simulate a cape. She then hops out of the bathroom, stands on the bed and proudly announces to her mate:
"Soooooop-er pussy!"
The old man, without even rolling over to see whats going on, calmly says, "I'll take the soup".

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