Do you play with electrical cords a lot?

  Yes but I am trained.
  Nope.
  Ya. I'm not good with them though.
  I tried once but hurt myself and learned my lesson.

Are you good with rocket launchers?

  Yes! I rule with those little thingies!
  No. Not at all. How do you think I got kicked out of the Marines anyway?
  I have never fired one.
  Yes.

Would you be the one to fight an armed bank robber?

  No way man!
  Oh ya! Nobody is robbing my bank!
  Hey, I was robbing this place! Jerk!
  I like strawberries. =)

Broken glass.

  Fart.
  Okay then.
  Mommy.
  What?!

How old are you?

  3-12
  12-18
  18-30
  30-45
  45-60
  60-75
  75+

Can you swim?

  Yes.
  No.
  Learning.

Are you a personal "friend" of the Joker's?

  Why does that count?
  No. I would never be friends with a meanie like him.
  Yes.
  No.

Are you a character in the awesome video game Mortal Kombat?

  Ya I am! Go Scorpion!
  Ya I am! Go Liu Kang!
  Ya I am! Go Sub-Zero!
  No. I play it though.
  Mortal what?!

Do you smoke?

  Yes.
  Nope.