You here that a man was abducted by aliens,what do you do.

  F### that, its fake
  RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
  Go to a military base and gather weapons
  Go to china and learn kung fu

Where would you go

  F### you, I already told you this was fake
  Grocery store
  A gun store
  Whereever the aliens aren't

What supplies would you bring

  I told you its fake, I'm done with this tes
  guns, thats all you need
  food-probaly only for fatties
  food and guns-a true survivors supplies

random question, would you except a job at area 51

  sure
  hell yeah
  no, there are enough aliens
  no way

If you came across a dead alien body, what would you do

  t-bag it
  keep on shooting it
  keep on walking, it might not be dead
  take it with you and investigate

You arrive at your destination, what do you

  check for more food
  giggity, I don't have a destination
  board up the windows and doors
  make sure its safe

Aliens come to your location in a ufo, what do you do

  fight to the death
  run away
  scream out,"Giggity to Bon Jovi"
  Give it up, your dead anyways

Aliens have captured you and ask you questions, what do you respond with

  yell out,"I f###ed your mom last night"
  that wouldn't even happen
  say nothing at all
  say,"Take me to your leader"

Your taken to the alien leader, what do you do

  yell,"F### all of your moms"
  pull the pin on a grenade and sacrifice yourself to save the world
  die and have a legend under your name in history books
  trie to run away