What is T-Touch?

  It doesn't exist!
  A form of Natural horsemanship to relax ponies
  A special halter for timid horses
  A method of imprinting foals

What is Join Up?

  WTF!?
  A way of making saddles and bridles
  A method of getting a horse to accept you as part of its herd
  A farriery technique for fitting horseshoes

Your Horse just bucked you off and ran. What should you do when you eventually catch it?

  Make a fuss of it, pet it and calmly get back on.
  Go up in flames. How dare s/he do that to you!
  Shout, and then calm down quickly.
  Punish it and lead it back- don't get back on!

What breed is the above horse?

  Fjord
  Welsh Cob
  Welsh Section A
  Arabian
  None of the above

And how about this one?

  Welsh Mountain
  Irish Cob
  Fjord
  Arabian
  Thoroughbred
  None of the above

What Haute Ecole dressage move is this Lipizzaner Stallion Performing?

  Courbette
  Levade
  Capriole
  Um, Capriole, but that's not a Lipizzaner horse!
  None of these

If you said it was not a Lipizzaner in the last question, what do you think it is?

  I didn't put that! It's a Lipizzaner!
  Fresian
  Arabian
  Selle Francais
  None of the above.

Is this horse a...

  Clydesdale
  Thoroughbred
  Appaloosa
  None of the above

And (finally)what is the other name for the Ethiopian Donkey?

  Abbysinian
  Catalan
  Andulaz
  It has no other name
  There isn't such a thing as an Ethiopian Donkey!