What do you do if a banana attacks you?

  RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
  Go to the bathroom.
  Surrender to the banana.
  Eat the banana. (It has lots of potassium!)
  Barf on the banana

CHICKENS ARE DANCING!!! What do you do?

  Square dance with the chicken.
  WESNAW
  Take your pills man. Chickens con't dance
  Walk away and don't get involved.
  Take an oxygen mask.

What do you do if a dog pets you?

  Pet him/her back!
  Smell him/her.
  Dogs can't pet humans.
  Eat mayonaise.
  Your crazy!

Why did the chicken cross the road when a car was coming?

  He is suicidal.
  I don't know.
  He wanted to.
  I don't like history.
  Mayonaise!

What do you do if your hair is on fire?

  Stop, drop, and roll.
  Blow it out. Duh!
  Call the police!
  Mayonaise!
  Call a vet.

Why do people named Jaquina eat mayonaise on Saturdays?

  Because they want to. Duh
  Why are you asking me?
  I was sleeping can you please repeat the question.
  I want to go to the zoo.
  I don't know.

What do you do if a hoarse goes wesnaw?

  Learn your facts man. Horses don't go wesnaw.
  Walk away.
  Eat mayonaise.
  Smell the horse.
  Eat the horse.

Did you like this test?

  No
  I don't like history
  What test?
  Yes
  Mayonaise.

Will you tell your friends about this test?

  Yes
  No
  I don't have friends.
  Mayonaise!
  I don't know.