What is your favourite colour?

  Blue
  Red
  Green
  Yellow
  Black
  How has this got to do with anything?

What would be your first reaction when you first see Jewel?

  "Stupid looking bird! Nice colour though!"
  "She's like an angel, getting really close..."
  "Who, or what is this bird doing here?"
  "I hate that bird already."
  "Time to buy 14 flowers and return to find they have all wilted!"

Jewel is kidnapped by Nigel! What are you going to do, Blu junior?

  Run after her, whatever the consequences!
  Ignore her. You hated her and were never gonna kiss her anyways.
  Taco taco taco your way round Rio aimlessly.
  Ask for directions from Pedro, Nico, and Rafael.
  Go to sleep. You're tired anyway and Nigel will never find you!
  Play computer games for stimulation.
  Ask Linda for help if you can find her.

Can you fly?

  It's too easy!
  It was hard but I learned it after a kiss from Jewel.
  Nope, and I never will.
  Do penguins count?

Jewel says you are the ony bird in the world who can't fly. What do you say in reply?

  "Whatevers. I'm not listening."
  "There are 40 species of flightless birds."
  "YOU IDIOT WITH NO MIND! I CAN FLY I TELL YOU!"
  "Grrr... I hate you Jewel."
  "Zzzzz..."

Are you smart with flying equations?

  Really. I know about 'thrust' and 'uplift' and other stuff.
  No way! What is flying?
  I am stupid with things like this, but I do know some things.
  I know a lot of stuff, but not everything.
  I really do not understand.

Do you have as many friends as Blu?

  No. I don't even have any friends. :(
  My only friend is... my husband/wife! >:D
  I have 2 or 3 friends. Such a shame Blu has 4...
  I have four friends, just like Blu!
  Oh man! I have so many friends I make Blu look unpopular!

Do you find cages awesome?

  Absolutely no lie they are for criminals!
  Yes! This cage is awesome!
  What's a cage? (Me: Leave.)
  I samba my way out of cages! No cage can contain me!

How do you think you did? (No impact on score, just statistics.)

  I am just like Blu!
  I have a lot in common.
  I have some things in common.
  I have very little in common.
  I have nothing in common.
  I don't even like Blu!
  I don't know.