NerdTests.com Quiz: Are You A Genius?

This test is just for fun. It does not require any deeply personal information, either. Do you think that you can solve any riddle? Well, if you think you can, this is the test for you! See if you can master this in one try! If you can, you win a hundred dollars!(NOT) ARE YOU KATARTED OR DO YOU HAVE SMARTITUDE?!

What Gets Wetter As It Dries?

Towel
Bridge
I dont get it. :/
PIEPIEPIEPIE!!

What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you die!

Poison
Rats
Nothing
ALBERT EINSTEIN!

Figure out the poem: I am inside you, until I cast away. I am never so cursed, until I go astray. What am I?

Cable
Fart
Can I quit, Please?
Educational Television

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

A penny
A no legged brown monkey
A piece of tape
Paint

Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet,
All day I will follow
No matter how fast you run,
Yet I nearly perish
In the midday sun.

Your Feet
The sun
You MOM goes to college!
Shadow

You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see. What am I?

A piece of crap
Your Reflection
:DDDDDD I KNO ill get this right! its a computer screen!
I wuv you!(NOT)

I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?

A piano
Lock and key
A hobo
Love

Remove six letters from this sequence to reveal a familiar English word. BSAINXLEATNTEARS

Coppertone (REMOVED SIX LETTERS!)
Crap! I thought this was a trick clock! :(
Banana(REMOVED "SIX LETTERS")
Post-Its

What goes up but never comes down?

My Age? Idk!!
A boomerang? IDK!
CANT WE ALL GET ALONG!
Can I try again?

10)

QUICK! DONT PRESS THE RED BUTTON!

*presses button*
*doesnt press button*
*presses button, starts a world war, gets machetti, and then smacks the crap outta your kAtArTeD face
Steps on red button!

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