If you could eat anything what would it be?

  pie
  pizza
  bacon
  other
  all of the above

To get a life you must either

  eat pie
  get a life from the $ store
  ?????
  your face

whats the best comeback

  your face
  your mom
  Chuck Norris
  all of the above
  Does it look like i care

if pie could talk what would it say

  eat me
  hi
  where is the mouth located
  all of the above

are you a loser

  no im a weiner
  no
  yea
  my mommy says i'm a winner

are you a jock
(warning you must play sports, have at least 10 girlfriends/boyfriends at a time and be good looking)

  NO
  darn it I only have 9
  whaaa
  YESSSS:):)

Whats better Bacon, pie, or pizza

  pizza with bacon on it
  your face
  bacon
  pie
  pizza

Warning if you get this one wrong your a fail.
Whats 1+1

  2
  two
  11
  window
  abcdefg...
  I don't care

are you playing the computer

  no
  banana
  shiny
  yesSS

did you finish this test yet

  NO
  yes
  Chuck Norris
  none of the above