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My test will give you strange scenarios, and you must decide how you would act in these scenarios. Your choices will tell you how weird you are.
You see a strange girl walking down the street, wearing a glittery sequin shirt. What do you do?
Run towards her, shouting "GLITTER! OMG!" and start picking the glitter off
watch the glitter girl until you can"t see her anymore
discreetly get out some scissors and cut some glitter off the back of her shirt
You are walking down a dark alley when Justin Bieber walks out of the shadows and offers you some Tootsie Rolls. What do you do?
Start jumping up and down yelling "I LOVE YOU"
Take the candy and then knock him out
walk in the opposite direction
get REALLY freaked out because he scares you and run away
You see Barney skipping to your front door. He rings the doorbell and asks you if you want to buy some girl scout cookies. What do you do?
Scream and lock the door
Hug and kiss him while singing "I love you, you love me..."
Take a box of Thin Mints and close the door.
At school/work a man comes up to you dressed as a chicken. He asks you to give him all your money. What do you do?
Give him your money, then rip his FAKE head off and get back your money
give him your money
rip his costume off
You are looking out the window and you see a group of flying monkeys on the horizon. What do you do?
Run outside, flag them down, and ask for their autograph
Close the curtains and lock the doors
Pinch yourself to check if you're dreaming
You're walking down the street when a snowman walks up and hugs you. What do you do?
Ignore him (I just have to say, that'd be pretty hard to do)
Hug him back and kiss him on the cheek
Wait until he's done and say to the person next to you "Did you just see that?"
A duck walks up to you and starts attacking you. How do you respond?
Pet him and give him kisses
Start flailing around, hoping to hit something
Yell for backup: "Help! An evil duck is attacking me!"
A pink bunny is in your yard. It's very cute and fluffy. But... a bird flies over its head. The bunny leaps into the air and swallows the bird in one gulp. It turns to face the house. What do you do?
Call the man in your life and make him get rid of the bunny (If you're a girl or a guy who's scared of bunnies)
Call Animal Control
Take a B-B gun and shoot it
Lock the doors and pull down the shades
Go outside and pet it
Move out of the country
You are at the grocery store when a Ferrari convertible breaks through the front doors. It's driven by Elmo, with Darth Vader riding shotgun. How do you react?
Scream and hide in the cereal area
Kick one of them out and have fun
Grab your lightsaber and attack Darth Vader/Elmo, but take the Ferrari home
Voldemort is sitting next to you on an airplane. He's wearing a long black cloak and is twirling a wand. What do you do?
Ask for him to autograph your copy of one of the books
Try to murder him
Kiss him and tell him that you will do anything for him
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