How much do you want pie?

  Not really
  Meh, sure, why not?
  Yes, please
  I LOVE PIE GIMME YOUR PIE!!!

How do you ask?

  Gimme the pie dang it!!!
  I want pie
  Can I have pie?
  May I please have pie?

What's the magic word?

  Now?
  Gimme?
  Please?
  Pretty please with swiss cheese?

Am I cool?

  No, you ain't got no pancake mix so you suck eggs, ya eggsucker.
  You're okay.
  Yea, I guess your fine.
  Oh yea. You're totally awesome! Let's hang out!

If you get this math question right, I MIGHT give you it:

6 x 6 = ?

  Your face!!
  OVER 9000!!!!!!
  30?
  36 for sure

What's the password? (P.S. it's a holiday)

  Dumbo Day (cause that's the only holiday you celebrate LOLOLOL)
  Is Hallowgiving a holiday?
  Christmas
  Halloween

Do you like Pokemon?

  Why, cause you like it?
  No
  Yes, it's an okay game
  Best game EVERRRRRR!!!

It's apple pie. Do you still want it?

  Awww, did you help you wittle mummy make it?
  Eww, I HATE APPLES!
  Apple pie is okay.
  Apple pie rocks my socks!

Give me a summary statement.

  I hate pie and I hate your butt ox.
  Who are you anyways?
  Pie would be cool.
  I want pie I want pie I want pie I want pie I want 3.14 also LAWL JKJK