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Are you a Jedi?
If you so desire to be a Jedi, You must submit into the Jedi academy of course, but you may not have to if you build your own lightsaber AND pass this test!
Do you know what Star Wars is?
Heck yeah! Star Wars is my life!
Yes, but I don't know specifics.
I think I need to go to the bathroom!
Have you had basic lightsaber training before?
Well duh! Yes I've had lightsaber training!
No. Bye the way what's a lightsaber?
Well I did, but the teacher ended up blowing up my house afterwards.
Are you potty trained?
I was potty trained when I was 2 freak!
Ummmmmmm...No OK!!get away from me $&&$!&$"-&:!
Do you know what the force is?
Yes, I once smashed an armored car with the Force Push.
Yes, but I never learned how to use it.
What is 4 to the 3rd power?
Is it 5?
Do you have Jedi ancestors?
Yeah. My whole family has been Jedi.
No. My family has only been pokemon trainers and wrestlers.
I think so.
Do you have a braid?
Yes, I got one from my Jedi training.
Let me check.
Do you know who master yoda is?
Yes! He is that awesome short guy that died In his sleep!
No. Isn't that like yoga?
Master yoga? Who the heck is that?
How many people have you used the Jedi mind trick on?
None. What is the Jedi mind trick anyway?
Do you consider yourself a Jedi?
YES! I don't care what you people say, I AM A JEDI!!
I'd like to, but other people tell me otherwise
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