What is the largest thing you killed?

  I never killed anything.
  I don't remember.
  A puppy.
  An elephant
  An insect
  A spider
  A really big spider!

What are your secret plans to destroy the world?

  Ninja Monkeys!
  WHAT?#!?
  Wait for global warming to get the job done.
  Say that you want to destroy the world but really you just want to sit on your couch and watch tv.
  A doomsday device.
  Those plans are secret! I'm not going to tell you!

You see an old lady dropped her purse.
What do you do?

  You return the purse to the old lady.
  You return the purse to the old lady, but only after you drew mustaches on all her photos!
  You keep the purse.

What is your favorite super power?

  The power of invisibility.
  The power of human flight.
  The power of a wealthy bank account.
  The power of laser eyes
  The power of running with scissors.
  The power of super strength

If you could choose one superpower, which would it be?

  A doomsday device.
  A pony.
  World peace.

What is your favorite colour?

  Red - the colour of blood!
  Purple - the colour of bruises!
  Black - the colour of darkness!
  Blue - the colour of all things blue!
  Green - the colour of grass!
  Yellow - the colour of headaches!
  Pink - the colour of ballet!
  Stop racism! love all colours!

My Secret headquarter is:

  Well hidden.
  Well broomed.
  Located in my mom's basement
  I don't have a secret headquarter

Do you have an evil twin brother/sister?

  Yes :(
  No :(
  No :)
  I am the evil one WHaHaHaHa!!!

What do you feel is important?

  Evil schemes.
  A plot for world domination.
  An afforadable car.
  Recycling.