Do you like farting?

  yes
  no
  only if i like to annoy my bro/sis
  i am to posh to fart
  what is a fart?

when do you fart?

  when i'm on the toilet
  not on a date
  in a packed lift
  on a secret mission
  when ever i feel like it

what does your fart sound like?

  a volcano erupting
  ..............FART!!!!!!!
  a car starting
  a jumbo jet
  like the queens
  all of those

what does your fart smell like?

  brussel sprouts
  rotten fish
  beans
  poo
  what i had for breakfast

who is the worst farter in the class/work?

  our teacher/boss
  best friend
  worst enemy
  person with the BIGGEST but
  the alien who sits next to me

what do you do when someone farts?

  call the emergency services
  put on gas masks
  hold your nose
  be inspector more and find out who did it
  swear at them for farting
  admire the smell and thank them for farting

what do you do when you fart?

  blame the first person you see
  take pride,admit farting with out caring what the over people think
  pray to god that no one notices
  make an excuse and leave the crime
  hope that nobody notices

do u fart on the toilet?

  yes
  no
  sometimes
  if theres someone in the room
  if theres no one in the room

have you filmed yourself farting?

  yes <---- this is 100% the wrong answer
  no
  i will
  i don't have a camera
  no but i filmed my friend farting

have you farted whilst doing this?

  yes
  no
  i am about do let one go
  i just saw a beautiful person = not letting one rip
  what is a fart?