Hello!

  Hi!
  Don't like you
  -bleep, bleep!-
  Sticks head down toilet
  Is this mars?

How are you?

  Good.
  Why do you want to know?
  Eh?
  Is this mars?

Before we begin... how often do you do 'it'?

  All the time!
  Never.
  'It'? Is this some sort of code word for idiots?
  Sometimes.

Do you use a toilet?

  Nope- I go for the whole natural thing
  Yes- it is my throne room
  Nay! I am not even out of dipers yet!
  Potty!

How do you like it so far?

  This sucks...
  Ooo! Time wasting!
  Fun! Fun! Fun!
  It is alright... I guess...
  This sucks.

Why?

  You are asking the most stupid question?
  I just told you -_-;;
  AHH! RUN!
  This is fun.
  This sucks

Why?

  Okay... this is getting annoying...!
  Random.
  Dweep.
  I love you too!
  This sucks
  'I'm going to tell! Why? Because your a jerk! Why? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! Why? CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!'

I agree with you.

  You agree! I won! I RULE! YOU SUCK!
  Agree with what?
  Thanks... can I have that in writing?
  Cool.... I guess.
  This sucks.

Ten more questions.

  Ok.
  I think I can hold.
  Hurry... please! The boss is looking!
  Ooo... shiney @.@
  I suck!

I love you?

  Aww!
  Weirdo.
  Where is the loony bin's phone number?
  I LOVE YOU TOO!
  Get away from me.

I really do you know?

  You know... eh... I DENY EVERYTHING!
  Aww!
  Wow... Will you marry me?
  Ew. Get away from me.
  I LOVE YOU TOO!

I ask too many pointless questions?

  Yes
  No
  NEVER!
  'What are you talking about? I am just a simple peasant! YOU CAN'T PROVE IT! JOHNNY THE BEAVER DID IT!'

Are you going to leave?

  Nothing better to do.
  Ha! I don't have a life!
  You don't have a life!
  Do these pants make me look fat?

A pink elephant or...?

  'IT' I WANT 'IT'!
  The above answer makes no sense
  Whats 'or'? Is it, 'it'?
  Pink elephant.

If you could take over the world where would you do it from?

  A cardboard box.
  No where! I WILL TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!
  My bedroom
  A castle in the sky!
  My dreams.

Almost finished.

  Yay!
  Good cause this sucked
  Aww.... can you add more questions?
  I love you!
  I WANT MY PINK ELEPHANT!

Is this quiz random?

  Uh... no
  Definetly not!
  How could you say such a thing!
  Nay- no where near.

Did you figure out what 'it' is?

  No! Can you tell me?
  Yes...
  Was it a pink elephant?
  Why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
  I love you!
  42

Last question. This will determine as too whether you are random or not.

Are you random?

  Of course!
  No
  Definetly not!
  Ooo... pretty @.@
  I WANT MY PINK ELEPHANT!
  I could be?