Are you Bigfoot?

  yes
  no
  who?

What is Bigfoot's weakness?

  Cheese
  Pasta
  1st Graders
  Aliens!!
  WHO IS BIGFOOT!?

Do you know karate?

  yes
  no
  what is karate?
  what does that have to do with bigfoot?

How tall is Bigfoot?

  Ummm... He told me not to tell anyone
  He is big and hairy
  cheese
  he is pink and fluffy

What would you do if Bigfoot approached you?

  run and scream
  try to fight him
  offer him some cheese and try to befriend him
  scream and die

The news comes on. They have just caught a Bigfoot alive and he is on display at the town square.What do you do?

  Turn off the TV. They must be lying.
  Go downtown and try to free him.If you love something set it free.
  Go and taunt him.HA! What a loser!
  scream

Bigfoot backs you into a corner and is staring at you.What is he trying to do?

  he just needs a hug! come get a hug bigfoot...
  He's gonna rip me apart!! AHHH
  aww man hes gonna pee on me
  hes trying to communicate...

Have you ever killed a Bigfoot?

  yes.but I'm not proud of it
  YEs! I rock
  No! Bigfoot is awesome!
  psh nooo

Are from the Ozarks?

  YES
  NO
  Thats none of your buisness