Have you killed a man/women?

  yes
  no
  with my thumb
  300
  is this a trick question?

What do you wipe with?

  my hand
  my mom's blouse
  toilet paper
  i try to lick it
  i cant reach my butt

Do you turn in homework?

  yes
  no
  sometimes
  2 times a year
  im so stupid i cant even figure out my first name!

How many family members do you have?

  2
  3
  4
  5+
  i used to have a family

What are you doing right now besides taking this test?

  watching t.v.
  eating
  sucking my thumb
  talking to someone
  taking this test

Do your friends call you stupid?

  yes
  no
  rarley
  i dont have any friends
  huh?

How many fingers do you have?

  10
  14
  39
  3
  i dont have any fingers!

How many cheeks do you have?

  1
  2
  3
  4
  what is a cheek?

Who are you voting for president?

  John McCain
  Barack Obama
  my mom
  my dad
  my stupidity
  non of the above

Do you think this is a stupid test?

  yes
  no
  lil bit
  maybe
  i forgot the question