NerdTests.com Quiz: The Monty Python and HG Test

How much do you know about Monty Python and the Holy Grail? This test will let you know. It kinda clarifies that in the title so I have no freakin inclination why I have to write this stupid long description that no one is going to read because they don't really care. I don't even care. Weasels.

What is the average speed velocity of a swallow?

46mph
45mph
45.55064mph
African or European?
I don't know. AAAHH!
Why was I just thrown off a bridge?

If you come across a cute little white bunny, what do you do?

run!
run for your life!
use the holy hand grenade
i dont know. AAAHHHH!
pet it.

Bring out yer dead!

im not dead yet.
clunk
im not due till thursday
i dont know.AAAHHHH!

brave brave sir...

frogs
robin
blue jay
limbs all hacked
i dont know. AAAHHHH!

what is your name?

arthur
why do you care?
blue
i dont know. AAAHHHH!

what is your quest?

arthur
to seek the holy grail
blue
i dont know. AAAHHHH!

what is your favorite color?

arthur
to seek the holy grail
blue
wait, no, yellow, no...AAAHHHH!
i dont know AAAHHH!

what makes you think shes a witch?

she turned me into a newt!
awkward silence
i got better
i dont know AAAHHHHH

we burn witches, what else do we burn?

more witches!!!!
wood
stone
i dont know AAAHHHH

10)

if you stick wood in water, what does it do?

floats
blue wait no yellow AAAAHHH
it turns into a witch
i dont know AAAHHH

11)

and what else floats?

very small pebbles?
wood!
more witches!!!!
A DUCK!
i dont know AAAAAHHHHH

12)

so therefore, if she weighs as much as a duck she is what?

wood!
blue
more witches!!!
witch burn her!
i dont know AAAHHHHH

13)

if someone cuts off your arm, how would you feel?

oh, its just a scratch
it bloody hurts
not bad, depressed, had worse, my dog died, im gonna jump off a cliff
i dont know AAAHHHH
A DUCK!

14)

spam-a-lot

broadway
spam is nasty
frogs
the pope
i dont know

15)

did you enjoy this?

Yes
No
i dont know. AAAAHHHHH!!!!

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