do you think you are a hobo?

  Yes
  No
  hell yes!
  possibly
  i think so
  donkey

where do you live?

  house
  shed
  cardboard box
  bus shelter
  doorway
  donkey

what do you eat?

  kalimari and other exotic foods
  bread
  whatever i find in bins
  whatever people thow at me
  whatever other hobos throw up!
  donkey

do you wear gloves?

  Yes
  No
  hobo gloves all the way
  woooooooooo mittens
  ski gloves are warm
  what are gloves?

can you read?

  Yes
  No
  WTF!? if i cant read then how can i be doing this test you idiot!
  dunno cant read the question
  sometimes
  whats read?

can you write

  Yes
  No
  not very well
  louiou
  fdths
  hfhjghjghjgf

have you always been a hobo

  Yes
  No
  i dont even know if i am a hobo yet!
  i used to be a donkey
  i used to be your mum
  ive been a hobo and i never will!

do you smell?

  Yes
  No
  of cheese
  of poo
  of melons
  of other hobo's sick

do you enjoy being a hobo

  Yes
  No
  wooooooooooooooo! hobo!
  im not a hobo!
  it has its good points
  i live in a box