Do you wear glasses?

  Yes
  No
  Occasionally

Are they shiny?

  Yes
  No
  What's that have to do with anything?
  Pumpernickel

2+2=

  4, Duh.
  5
  278
  234,546,389
  0

Which answer is right?

  Answer 4
  Answer 1
  Answer 2
  Answer 3
  All of them.
  Blue is the correct answer

What was the question to question 1 at the top of the answer to question 1?

  Yes
  No
  Occasionally
  Google knows all!!

Do you use harmless medicine for fun?

  Yes
  No
  Only an idiot would
  Oh yeah! All the time!
  Only the purple ones.

Where is your brain?

  In my head, obivously
  Somewhere
  In storage
  I left it somewhere...

Do you watch vampire movies?

  Yes
  No

If so, how many?

  0-2
  3-4
  4-5
  6-7
  8-9
  I've seen them all.

Are other people normal or random to you?

  Normal
  Random
  Half/Half
  All is random in the world of my randomness, for I am king random...Hehehehe...Ducks...

Do phones talk?

  Yes
  No
  ..Shhh...They are listening...

Black and white are colors of:

  Newspaper
  Penguin
  Old Prison Uniform
  Nun
  Something I can't think of
  Coo-Coo Clocks in 1784

Does it seem that I am running out of questions?

  Obivously
  Yeah

Do you think your random?

  Yes
  No
  I dunno yet