Have you ever had the strange urge to poke dead things with a stick?

  Yes
  No
  What do you consider "dead"?

Do you sometimes wish that you could find out what burnt plastic tastes like?

  Yes
  No
  What about Michael Jackson???

Do some people ask you when the last time you brushed your teeth was?

  Yes
  No
  What teeth?

Do people sometimes ask if you if you know what a haircutter is?

  Yes
  No
  What's wrong with my beard???

Have you ever played with a dead rat out of boredom?

  Yes
  No
  Racoons are pretty much the same thing, right?

Do you know what "insurance" is?

  Yes
  No
  ?

When people ask you why your missing an arm/leg/other body part do you smile and pull out a baseball bat?

  Yes
  No
  It was in the war!! I swear!

Have you ever spent the night in a dumpster?

  Yes
  No
  ah....those were the days...

Do you refer to your cardboard box as "home"?

  Yes
  No