So you are walking down the street and you see a verison store...wanna buy a phone even though you already got one?

  Nah, got one it calls.
  OMG! text ultra technology! NEED NEED NEED!
  Hmmmm.... maybe for christmas...

You're in a bad neighborhood and your are mugged. Your wallet is gone. How much money did you lose?

  Nothing, why would I have money in my wallet.
  Not, much. Maybe like $5 or something.
  A good $100. Now what am I going to use to by my verizon phone?
  Well I just lost about 5 iphone's worth in money. What now ?
  Well I didnt lose anything cuz I hunted the guy down and stole my money back.

You see a couple bucks on the ground, what do you do?

  Pick it up and donate it...people need it more than you.
  MWA HAHA! MONEY!!!! now I have 1000000000 and 1 dollaz!
  Hmmmm this could help my college fund.
  yes I can afford a loaf of bread for my mum and pa.
  say "hey, who's money is this?"

You throw a party at your house. Your out of control friends decided to be stupid and they end up causing $1,000 worth in damages to your house. What now?

  Who cares, thats pocket change to me.
  What? $1,000? I wish my house was worth that much.
  Ugghhh. Not good, they are not coming over for a while.
  I am going to kill my friends for what they have done.
  Im going to be persisten and make sure I get all of that money back.

What is your favorite color

  green MONEY!!!!!!!!
  yellow sun, ahhhhh
  red... doggy ball? boing!

You want to throw a party! YEAH! wudda you do?

  DJ, lights, music, bar, food, clown, drinks, and oh yeah a surprise visit from DEREK JETER!
  A balloon and some cake....and my best buds....
  A party....how I dream I could afford such a wonderful thing!
  CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE and oh yes CAKE

Would you ever lend a friend some money if he needed it?

  Well, if he/she absolutely needs it and will pay me back. . .
  I dont think I have the money he would need, but I could help out.
  Duh, ill just write him a check. No big deal.
  I would give it to him to make myself look like a nice person, but secretly steal it back so I dont lose anything.

there is a vending machine. How many sodas will you buy

  2
  i wish i could afford 1
  1,000,000,000,000,000,

What do you think of Bill Gates?

  Wow he's got cash!
  Pshhh, you call that rich? Try Times 2
  who is this man....does he have money?
  Bill Gates is cool, he's got a helicopter.
  I want a Bill Gates Helicopter, daddy buy me one!

Have you ever considered getting a job?

  Well, no. I dont need to work. The money just flows.
  Of course. I work 5 jobs, Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonalds, and i rake leaves and oh yea, I mow lawns.
  Yea, Ive got a good job with a fair steady income.
  Job? Pfft. I just go around stealing from the rich.

Alright you know what an i-phone is?

  Duh I got like 17!
  A phone,what is this contraption?
  Yeah, they're expensive!
  I am not putting my eye in a phone! Ew!
  I am not putting a phone in my eye! Ew!

Would you mine for money ?

  My uggs would get dirty.
  I do it every day
  YAY MONEY
  isnt that hard

What color is green?

  I dont know, my boogers?
  What kind of question is that ?
  Green is money. My whole house is green.
  Green is a color, so you can answer that questions. Its wierd.

What does money mean to you....

  A chance to change the world.
  What is money?
  Money means stuff...
  It's great but can't buy happiness...
  BLAH OOGA BOOGA NAH!