have you ever jonkled?

  from time to time
  on occasion
  every day
  i wonder if i should sometimes
  always
  diurnally
  nocturnally

what are your opinions on jonkling?

  i think its cool
  i'm not sure what it is
  i hate it
  i personally think its wonderful

What are your opinions on the geopolitical status of South Sudan and Northern Nigeria?

  The issues plaguing Northern Nigeria and Southern Sudan are leading to large economic and infrastructural deficiencies.
  The rampant gang violence and constant barraging of military and neo-military forces have led to a notable decrease in morale and comfort.
  i think sudan is cool
  The issues plaguing both of these regions have set a precedent in the area and have caused many a leader to worry over whether its worth depopulating the region.

Let's say you walk into a room and see your childhood friend jonkling? What would you do?

  jonkle together, there's power in numbers!
  to be insane
  call the police for indecent exposure
  j
  o
  n
  k
  l
  e

this is the jonklefiles. what do...

  jonklers think about jonkling?
  jonklers feel about Northern Nigeria
  jonklers believe is true about the theological argument?
  Angels mean with regards to the constancy of religious falacy?

i think this quiz is a little to long to be about jonkling, so i ask you, the interviewee, what your opinion is about your country of residence

  i love it!
  i hate it!
  i wanna get out!
  this is the right answer
  i wanna stay!

the jonklers assembly was founded in 2013, and has an active membership of ~300 people. where was the J.A. founded?

  Canada
  U.S.A.
  Belgium
  Madagascar

Where specifically was the J.A. founded?

  Hamilton
  Flint
  Antwerp
  Antsirabe

when jonkling with the intention of emaciation, one must first...

  contemplate their state of satiation
  analyse their form for construction
  look for truth with regards to personal consumptive health
  jonkle hard.