Do you have a fever?

  Yes, I’m burning up!
  Yes, a slight one.
  Yes, but I’m cold, not hot.
  No, but I think I may have one.
  I’m not sure.
  No.

Do you have a stomachache?

  Yes, it’s awful!
  Yes, but I can function.
  Sort of.
  I have one a stomach pain every now and then.
  It’s not worth crying over.
  No.

Have you thrown up yet today?

  More than once! Wait, excuse me for a second.
  More than once, but I’m fine now.
  Yes, a few times.
  Maybe twice?
  No, but I think I’m about to!
  No.

Have you eaten anything today?

  No, not a thing.
  Maybe a granola bar or something like that.
  I ate one meal or so.
  I ate like I do on a regular day, just not as much.
  I ate like I do on a daily basis.

Would you be able to survive the day?

  No, definitely not!
  No, probably not.
  Maybe?
  I think so.
  I’m not sure.
  Yes, definitely.

Did you get any rest last night?

  No, I woke up super late at night.
  No, I woke up at around five or six.
  Kind of? It was like, around seven.
  Yeah, but I don’t remember what time I woke up.
  I’m fine.

Does your throat hurt?

  Yes, so badly.
  Yes, it burns.
  Kind of.
  It’s not noticeable.
  I’m alright.

Does your head hurt?

  Yes, it’s pounding.
  Yes, it hurts.
  Kind of.
  Not exactly.
  No.

Are you injured? (Broken bone, sprained.)

  Yes, I have a broken bone, and I haven’t gone to the doctor.
  Yes, I have a broken bone, I have gone to a doctor.
  I have a sprained bone, and I haven’t gone to the doctor. (And it hurts enough I have to.)
  I have a sprained bone, and I have gone to a doctor.
  I have a sprain, but it’s not bad enough for a doctor.
  No!

Do you have a blocked nose?

  Yes, I can’t breathe!
  Yes, it’s bad.
  Yes, but I can breathe okay.
  Kind of.
  No.

Is there any part of your body that is numb? (Ask a doctor about this!)

  Yes, I’m numb everywhere!
  Yes, my arms (and - or) legs!
  I think so, my legs are a bit numb.
  No?
  No, definitely not.

Do you know someone with a virus, or someone that has come in contact with one?

  Yes, my best friend whom I hang out with every day!
  Yes, a close friend.
  Yes, a friend I don’t come in contact with often.
  Sort of, it’s hard to explain.
  I think so.
  I don’t think so,
  No.

How long have you felt bad?

  Over a few days! (Contact a doctor if serious.’
  A few days.
  Maybe two days?
  I’m not sure, but it’s over a day.
  A day.

Did you stay home yesterday?

  Yes, I had to.
  Yes, but I went later in the day.
  Yes, and I was faking. (Be honest!)
  No, it wasn’t that urgent.