Do you have a sore throat?

  Yes! My throat is so, so, so sore!
  Yes! My throat hurts bad.
  My throat is kinda sore.
  My throat hurts a bit.
  Yeah, it’s a bit scratchy. Nothing serious.
  Nope! Lucky me.

How sick do you think you are?

  I think I might die!
  I’m super sick.
  Eh, I might survive a few more days.
  Kind of sick, but not enough to stay home from work.
  I just have one symptom or so.
  Sick? That’s what this quiz is for?

Do you think you’re going to throw up?

  Think? Ha, I already have!
  Yes, I was headed to the toilet just now.
  Yes! I’m nauseous.
  Maybe? Not so sure.
  I don’t think so.
  Nope!

Do you have a headache?

  It hurts to even glance at this device.
  Yes, my head is pounding!
  Yeah, my head hurts, but nothing rest can’t fix.
  Kind of, but it’s nothing serious.
  My head hurts a bit?
  No, but does hating headaches count?

Are you more tired than normal?

  Yeah, I can barely get out of my bed.
  Yes, I have only walked around when I have to.
  Yeah, but I can get up and walk around.
  Maybe, I am a bit tired.
  I think so?
  Nope! I’m fine.

Do you have a fever? (High temperature!)

  Yes, a huge one.
  Yes, a slight one.
  A low-grade fever.
  I think so, I’m super warm.
  I don’t think so.
  Nope!

Do you have a fever? (Low temperature!)

  Yes, I’m so cold!
  Yes, I shouldn’t be this cold.
  I think so.
  I don’t think so.
  I don’t know.
  Nope!

Are you hot under a blanket but cold outside of one?

  Yes! I’ve gone back and forth for hours!
  Yes. It’s making me angry.
  No, I’m just hot right now. Period.
  No, I’m just cold right now. Period.
  Sort of?
  Nah, I’m fine.

Last Question: Have you denied doing things you want to do because you’re sick? (Or would you deny?)

  Yes, it made me upset, but I had to. I wouldn’t survive!
  Yes, but I had to think about it.
  No, but I almost had to.
  No, I think I’m okay enough to do it.
  I was told I’m okay enough to do it.
  Nope!