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Will you survive the desert?
This test will show if you're worthy of living in the desert.
What is your essential reaction to heat?
Ugh,i'm sweltering,but it's fine!
AGH GET ME OFF THIS PLACE
I love heat! I love the sizzling sun that hits my skin.
What is your physical toughness?
I'm such a chicken,I can't see animal fights on Nat Geo (me:bruh)
I'm kinda chicken when it comes to violence but it's fine otherwise
I'm normal,but too much can affect me.
I can stomach extreme gore and weather just enough.
I'm so tough,I can stand in a boiler room with my guts out for a year! (me:bruh)
What is the first thing you would do in the desert?
Make a shelter
Kill a kangaroo or some wild animal
Nothing. Wait for impending DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (me:bruh)
How does your body react to hot water?
Nerves start to sting
MY HAND BURNS AAAAAGH
You encounter a mole in the actual desert. The mole wants to do something to you,and grabs your leg violently. What do you do?
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT
Frantically pick the mole away
Let her do this thing
Scenario time,part 2!
You're alone in the actual desert at night,and hear a weird burpy cackle getting louder and louder until it echoes with a crescendo. Then,strong wind hits your area and you see bumps in the tent. What do you do?
Get out of your tent fastly and see what happens
Await possible impending DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (me:ugh)
Scenario time,part 3!
In the actual desert,angry clouds form and a torrential downpourstorm hits your area,dumping down the tent and leaving you in the cold while lightning strikes extremely close to you. One eardrum falls away and you profusely bleed out of the ears and nostrils. What do you do?
AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH (me:just stop)
Run fastly while covering your ears and nostrils
"Confront" the weather
Dig in the sand
...with those words displayed,what do you feel?
Let's stay home!
What is this bull****? Let's fight this wimps!
Aight,i'm heading for my car
Mind your life
What is your resistance to eating/drinking?
Can't go without eating/drinking for a few hours
I can eat a meal/take a sip a day...
I can support not eating/drinking for a few days
What is your resistance to sleeping?
I like to nap,and sleep a looooot
I can pull off intermittent all-nighters
I can go without sleep a few days
Do you hate getting infections/diseases?
Sometimes yes,sometimes no
By yourself,like that.....do you really think you're worthy in your real you to survive in the desert?
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