What is a console peasant?

  Someone who plays on consoles
  Someone who spreads misinformation on the internet about his choice to buy a console.
  Someone who used a time machine to play consoles in the dark ages.
  Someone who insists that consoles are the superior platform.
  Console Peasants are a myth, as Console is the real master race!

Mac, Windows, or Linux?

  Windows!
  Mac!
  Linux!
  None, console reigns supreme!

Which is true about PC gaming?

  The physical market is thriving on PC gaming, even more so than on consoles.
  The best way to PC game is to drop at least $2,000 on your rig.
  Indie titles are one of the major advantages to PC gaming.
  Console players shouldn't be aloud to play on PC.
  It's trash.

What genres does Console have over PC's? (In terms of both quality and quantity)?

  MMO, RTS, MOBA, FPS, F2P, Simulators
  Action/Adventure, Platformers, TPS
  All genres
  No genres

What would be considered the 'brain' of the PC?

  The Motherboard
  The PSU
  The CPU
  The RAM
  This is why PC gamers are nerds. They think a computer has a brain?

What is the biggest advantage of the PC?

  The better graphics + framerates + resolutions over consoles.
  The freedom to choose how you play.
  The massive library of games.
  The free online.
  PC has no advantages.

What plagues gaming the worst?

  Day 1 DLC
  Elitists
  Exlusives
  Paid online
  Fanboys
  Half-baked full priced games
  PC gamers.

True or False: You are less likely to get screwed over by a company on PC.

  True. Microsoft and Sony don't control what I do on PC.
  True. There aren't any companies to screw me over on PC.
  False. Part manufacturers, developers, and people who run services like Origin and Steam can still screw you over.
  False. Microsoft owns windows!
  False. You can't get screwed over on console because Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo are holy saints incapable of doing bad.

Your friend keeps begging you to sell your PC, calling it trash. You're beginning to get fed up. What do you do?

  Continue to just ignore this.
  Tell him he's just a dirty console peasant and he should KYS.
  Use objectiveness and reasoning to convince him.
  Show him Youtubers like Rags, Bullet Barry, THaC, Fringy, and Fritanga to explain it for you. You're not very good at putting your thoughts into words.
  Take his advice and buy a PS4/Xbox One.