Hey! I am not going to be asking the questions, for the great master of puns himself, Sans is! We will talk through Underskype. Let's get started!

  Alright!
  Heheh, nice TIBIA guest here. (Sans: Heh)
  UGH, why am I even here. (Me: go away D:
  Kay.

Sans: Ok, umm...
What do you think of my brother?

  He's awesome! Right down to the...BONE? (Sans: *facepalm* Hahahaha...Oh my god)
  He sucks. (Pap: *CRIES*) (Me: Hugs papyrus and hisses at you)
  Eh.
  He's really cool!

Sans: Ok so...u-um...
Me: Sans...?
Sans: Well...uh...D-do you like....Movies...?

  I love movies! Maybe we could watch one together!
  ...Is something wrong..? *looks worried* (Sans: N-no...)
  Yeh, they're ok. Sans, are you ok? ): (Sans: Wh-what? Oh...um-YEAH...)
  H*** No! (Sans: *thinking: Geez she's a jerk.*)
  Um, no not really... (Sans: o-ok)

Me: ....Ok next question? :D
Sans: hmm ok, um...Are you lethargic or lazy in any way?

  I'd get up to get a dictionary, Since I don't know another word for lazy/lethargic, but I'm too lazy.
  NO DUDE ERM PRODERCTIVE!!! (SANS: OK stop shout Pls! *covers ears* Wait I don't have ears
  Procrastination is a necessity. (Me: What...The...)
  Yep, I guess.

Me: Heh...alright next one!
Sans: Pacifist or Genocide?

  TRUE PACIFIST.
  Ehh. Neutral.
  G E N O C I D E :)

Me: Ha ok :)...Next question?
Sans: F-favourite...Color?
Me: OH GOD NO.

  Ugh hate this question.
  RAINBOWS!
  Blue...
  Black...LIKE MY SOUL.
  Black or white.
  Any nuetral colour, you know brown green and white.
  Red, orange, yellow or green.
  Purple, magenta, pink or other.
  It is not listed here.

Me: Ok bye sans!
Sans: Bye Ivy! oh and um...bye...(y/n)...(:
Me: *shuts down underskype* Ok role play time! Wether you like it or not, KAY?!

  UH...o...k...?
  *whimpers*
  Kay got it
  UGH. DARN. (Me: If you don't like it LEAVE U SHALL NOT GET RESULTS.)

Legends say that those who climb mt. Ebott never return. You choose to prove it wrong. You climb up with all your energy. After running,
....
You trip.
You fall and fall and hit the ground so hard.
You feel like you have done this before.
You expect a goat mom to come.
You walk over to a talking flower.
"Howdy! I'm flowery! Flowey the...You know what. Why am I doing this? YOU'LL JUST DIE ANYWAY. LIKE I KILLED TORIEL. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-oop?"
A short skeleton comes and stomps on the flower.
"Hey kid. You new here?"
He invites you to his home, and you say yes.
That is the only place you can go.
You meet papyrus and he welcomes you with open arms.
You...

  ACT: *Hugs papyrus and sans*
  FIGHT: Kills papyrus*
  MERCY: Looks nervous* *Papyrus comes and hugs you* *you feel very happy*
  ITEM: Pulls out a doughnut box* gives everyone a doughnut then eats yours*

Roleplay#2

Sans invites you to go to grillbyz.
You say, sure.
You have lots of fun talking.
Suddenly he looks towards the ground.
He then asks grillbyz to talk to him in private.
You don't know what happened.
You hear a girly squeal.
Grillbyz and Sans come out.
Sans facepalms.
Grillbyz runs over to you.
He starts to tell you something but Sans drags him away, blushing.
How do you react?

  outside: What the...? Inside: Hmmmmm...
  Outside: umm... Inside: OMGOMGOMG

You see that someone left you a bunch of texts.
It's Sans.
"Hey, uh, kid"
"I mean, uh. (Y/n)"
"So papyrus planned..."
"...something."
"Ok he planned"
"A sleep over"
"Could you.."
"I mean"
"Would you like to come...?"
You text back, "Sure, sounds like fun :3"
Would you really go?

  YESH.
  Nuu.

No matter what you said, you decided to be a good friend and come to the sleepover.
Papyrus: Ok! Hum-er, (y/n), I The GREAT PAPYRUS, must go! We need...
MORE.
SPAGHETTI.
So bye friends!
Sans: bye bro
You: bye
You both sit on the couch and put on a movie. He puts his arm around you and your face feels very warm. Eventually you two fall asleep, and wake up to the door bell. He hugs you and gets up to get the door.
You are very confused.
In walks papyrus.
PAPYRUS: SPAGHETTI DINNER, ANYONE? :D

  Yeeeeeh spaghetti
  No thank you

You eat Papyrus's home cooked spaghetti with great hesitation. You know it does not taste good, but you must power through.
Papyrus: *Goes into the kitchen*
Sans: *whispers* I feel your pain.
1hour later)~
Sans: Welp, you should probably get home buddy.
Papyrus: snif* GOODBYE, FRIEND :(
Sans: Hey, you should come over again soon.
You: ok, when?
PAPYRUS: TOMORROW! NYEHEHEHEHHHHHHHH
You tell them; ok.
As you are leaving you hear papyrus say,
"NYEH! SANS! WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING?"

  Hmm
  Ok

Random*

BUTTER...

  ...MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
  ...wut

Ok, This is the end. Good luck! BOI!

  BOI AND THANKS
  ...ok...?