so first let's check if you are prepared.

  yup im prepared (me: good :3)
  nooooooooo (me: then you should probably do a different test :3)
  rainbows!

a news flash comes on .

  Oooooh i'll listen. :3
  nooooooooo i have run out of cheezy friez i'll go get more instead of watching :/
  rainbows!

reporter;YOOOO PEEEEEEPZ. THERES A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. RUUUUUN!

  darn it
  mooooom,daaaaaaad, there's a zombie apocalypse agaaaaiin!
  protect me rainbows!

where is your base

  uhhhhh my basement
  skool
  shoppin mall
  unicorn palace

yo see survivors fighting over a bag of pretzels.

  duuuuude. its just pretzels
  GIMME THOSE PRETZELS
  unicorns get me pretzelllls

zombies break into your base

  snnnnniiiippppppaaa
  run at them with a chair
  hide

at the end of the apocalypse do you help rebuild

  nah
  yah

did you enjoy

  no
  ya

thanks

  awww thanx
  duh