Which flavor is instrument?

  mayo
  brick
  SOUND!

How many eyes are in Bikini Bottom?

  One Krabby Patty please.
  Jellyfish
  3
  11teen

Finish my story! Once there was an ugly barnical and_

  Everyone died :(
  Soap made him pretty!

Are you Squidward?

  Nope
  No way!
  No

What is the best war cry?

  dauchfbnvi naghdio
  leedle leedle lee
  AYAYAYAYAYAYA

Why is Patrick mad?

  Squidward's music
  Spongebob won't be his friend
  He can't see his forehead

What does Patrick do at 4o'clock?

  Be stupid somewhere else
  Play with balloon boy. ;)
  Crawl under a rock

How many legs does a seadog have?

  4, DUHH
  What's a seadog?
  Eight!
  Uhhhhhhhh...........

Liar Liar...(You fill in the blank)

  Plants for hire
  Pants on fire
  Planktons higher