do you like the smell of farts?

  uhh yeah?
  eww no!
  mmm...

have you ever ate poop?

  yeah. it was sure GOOD!
  noo....
  YOU ARE SOO WEIRD!
  *gag*

do you like farting in peoples faces [lets say like your sister's]

  yeah ):3
  if i keep taking this test i think i might puke
  no she does it to ME
  i dont have a sis

what would you rate my friends saying "poop sticks" as?

  5!
  0 no? ok 1/2 still not? fine 1
  4
  3 i guess
  2 woo hoo.... sigh
  this test is not worthy of rating

do you talk poop talk? example: BRIGHT GREEN DIARRHEA!

  *sniffle* thats the most beautiful thing i've heard all day
  no how about WORSE TEST EVER!!!
  :] *toot.*
  ehh... ok
  i dont care for this too much

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ ← what does that stand for?

  POOP!
  what does THIS stand for? U SUCK!
  ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
  uhh... sideways 8's
  tiny turds

can you force farts?

  Yes
  who would try
  no but i'll practice every day!

how many times did you poop today?

  1
  2
  3-5
  6-8
  9+

THE BIG QUESTION...: HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE POOP?

  A LOT SOO MUCH I THINK ILL MARY IT!
  not at all
  id rather vomit
  i kiss it