NerdTests.com Test: Can you hold your pee? (for boys)

1-3 Not much.
4-5 Kinda gotta go...
6-7 Holding it in!
8 Large spurts! My undies are soaked or nearly soaked
9 It is nearly all out!!!
10 My pants are wet!

Ok guys! Are you ready for this test?

Yea!!!
Well... I guess...
Heck No!

So, for this activity, go into your bed and lay face down. Rub your you-know-what against the bedsheets. What happened?

Cannot Do this activity. I am not at home. (Ok. I will put a bonus question at the end, and you HAVE to do it.)
What was this supposed to do?
Hmm... Kinda made me need to pee.
I kinda really need to pee
Ahhhh! I need to pee! I am holding myself! Bladder very full!
About to lose it! Nearly comeing out!
Spurting a lot!
Large patches of pee in my undies!
It all came out!

Now, I want you to let a 5-second spurt out. What happened?

Nothing came out.
A little came out. I was able to stop it.
A lot came out. I was able to stop it.
A lot came out. I was not able to stop it.
Well, there went my new rug!
FULL BLAST!

So now, if you do not think you are 3 (Pee level) or above, go drink two or three cups of water, and come back in an hour. How do you feel?

I was three or above, so I did not have to do this.
Still not three or above.( keep waiting until you are!)
Ooh! Got a big need to pee!
Just let out a gigantic Spurt!
I lost it...

Press/Punch your bladder multipile times. How do you feel?

Ow! Why did I punch my stomach?
Nothing
Slight Urge
Urge got larger.
LARGE SPURTS! STOP STOP STOP STOP!
LOST IT ALL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Rub your You-know-what 5 times, 5 seconds in length each time. How do you feel?

I felt... Nothing?
Ooh! Urge increased!
Urge increased dramaticly!
Large spurts!
Large spurts! I can't stop them!
It is comeing Out!!!!!
My pants are drenched

Now for this activity, you need to relax all your bladder mucles. Press your bladder against the corner of a table. What happened?

Nothing.
My urge increased
I am holding myself!
I am spurting very badly! Holding and rubbing!
I lost it all.

10)

What are you at on the bladder scale?

1-2
3-4
5-6
7-8
9-10

11)

BONUS: How do you hold your pee in?

I do not.
Hold my you-know-what.
Rub and hold my you-know-what
sit on my legs and squirm/fidget
Dance
Press my bladder and you-know-what against the floor
Rub myself
Let out a little bit at a time in my pants
Let out a small bit of my bladder in the toilet but keep the rest in so I can leave the bathroom quickly.

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