Does this saying make you laugh?

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile,Then walk into a pole!:)

  OMG SOOOOO Funny!!! ;)
  Meh.
  Really, that sucked!
  PUPPIES!! Wait what were we talking about?!

Does this make you laugh?(Over next Three questions).

Ask me if I'm a tree.

  What?!
  Why?
  Are you a tree?
  PUPPIES! Huh?!

I said "ASK ME IF I'M A TREE!"

  Okay, are you a tree?
  NO!
  Fine, but I already asked! Are you a tree?
  KITTIES!!!

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep.

(The other wants to know if penguins have knees!!!)

  That.was......AWESOME!!!! LOL!!
  Booooooooooo!!!!!
  Wow, just wow! That sucked!
  Baby CHICKENS!!!!!!!!

Why do we need school?
Music: We have Youtube for that.
Sports:There's a wii.
Spanish: There's Dora.
English:Everything's shortened anyway (LOL,BRB,IDK).
Math:That's why we have calculators.
Geography: I'll buy a globe.
History: They're all dead anyway.
FUNNY?

  I need to leave. (ME) Good.
  O-My-Gosh that is hilarious!!!!!
  You are terrible at jokes!
  CHICKENS!!!Wait what are we talking about again?!

Alright only two more questions to go!!

Mommy I'm sorry your tired.

Just kidding I don't Care.
What do you think about that?

  Wasn't to bad.
  COWS!!!
  You are so annoying!! (ME) Didn't I tell you to leave?
  HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Story of my life

Monday-UGHH it's Monday
Tuesday-Well at least it's Tuesday
Wednesday- Wow, it's already Wednesday
Thursday-Hey, tomorrow's Friday
Friday- :D Yes weekend!
Saturday-PARTY!
Sunday-Crap tomorrow's MONDAY!
BETTER?

  That was basically my week, so I'm starting to like you.
  COWS!!!YAY!!!!!!!
  So Funny!!!!! You are awesome!!!!
  YOU ARE BAD!!!!

Did I trick you on question #7 by saying two more questions? HeHe I so sneaky!

  No you did not trick me!
  I have to admit, you got me!
  You GOT ME!!!
  FISHES!!!!!! I wasn't paying attention!

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?"

  HeHe!
  THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! DO MORE QUIZs!!!!
  I AM LEAVING!!!
  FISHES!!!!!! (ME) What is up with shouting animal names this whole time?! Cool it!