how much do you need to pee?

  1 (you went just before you took the test, that could play to your advantage)
  3 (you could pee if you wanted to, theres no pain or feeling associated with having to pee)
  5 (you would like to pee soon, slight discomfort, but nothing much)
  7 (you NEED to pee, feeling pain and discomfort)
  9 (THIS IS GETTING REAL! you are in lots of pain, extreme discomfort, and will pee yourself after an hour or so)

drink 2 litres of water, wait an hour, how do you feel

  you peed yourself (ALREADY, thats one weak bladder, or maybe you had to go badly before we started)
  nothing much (you aren't thirsty, don't need to pee, nothing)
  you want to pee (you can feel it, a bit, not much)
  You need to pee (you can feel it and you don't like it one bit)
  peeing yourself is inevitable(you are going to pee yourself in the next few minutes)

get into the position you normally would get in to pee, over the toilet, stay there for a few minutes, let out a few drops, what happened

  you peed, properly (you let it all out, you dissapoint me)
  nothing happened (there was hardly a drop to let out)
  you were fine (you let out the drops, stayed there, everything was fine, but your bladder is warming up to the idea of peeing)
  you let it out (you almost wish you let out a bit more, you need to pee, but can hold it a bit longer)
  you are dying to pee (you let out a bit more than a few drops, and would KILL to let the rest out)

make yourself another litre of water, listen to the tap giving you that water, fast burst, then dripping. now drink

  that glass is full again (not with water, with urine)
  you aren't thirsty (no thought of pee, no pee wanting to come out)
  you would like to pee (but nothing major, just a small collection of golden liquid in your bladder)
  you need to pee quite a bit (thats more than a small puddle of golden fluid in your bladder, its half a lake)
  you need to pee. (alot, letting it out seems like the logical thing to do right now)
  THATS IT (you hit the max pee storage, this is getting serious)

go into the bath/shower, listen to the water running and have a good wash, afterwards have a small glass of water

  you peed yourself (is water meant to be yellow?)
  you feel SO much cleaner (nothing going on pee-related)
  you want to pee a bit (i when i was doing this, i was at here)
  you need to pee (you can feel your bladder swelling to hold all of your urine)
  you could refill that bath (with urine of course)

watch a movie, be sure to stay hydrated, 500MLs should do it

  you have wet pants (couldn't hold it? i don't blame you)
  what a good film (nothing pee-related going on)
  that was a good film (would have been better with an empty bladder, but you don't have to go to the toilet any time soon)
  that was an awful film (you had to pee all the way through that and you hated every second of that)
  WHERES THE BATHROOM? (you are dashing to the toilet or peeing where you sit/stand)

go for a walk, don't pee in the trees/bushes/ground, its bad for the enviroment

  I DON'T CARE (you saw the bushes as a toilet substitute)
  that really helped clear my mind (nothing out of the ordinary)
  going to the bathroom would be nice (you finished and would like to pee before it gets serious)
  OMG why didn't i go in the woods? (you need to pee, a lot)
  OMFG THIS IS PAINFUL (you are in a lot of pain, its really not nice)

do your chores, F.Y.I. peeing isn't one

  YES, PEEING WAS (you let it go)
  well, better now than the weekend (completed without peeing or wanting to)
  done, wheres the bathroom? (you did it but now you want to pee, nothing major, but just incase i throw something else at you, that bladder should be emptied)
  done, BATHROOM, NOW (did it whilst wanting to pee right there, i was here by now)
  not done, can't be asked, PEE NOW (you are on the verge of quitting to pee, its very painful)

well done, now pee on the floor, if you really want to pee, it'll be done

  already done (congrats, you did it 2 questions ago)
  no thanks, i don't have to (you are either a legend, or peed back on question 7)
  NO (you may have to pee, but not as much as to urinate on your new carpet)
  OK, better than waiting half an hour (you needed to pee, now you don't, you sure you can remove that accident?)
  OMG FINALLY (the room you did this in is almost flooded, done without even a question)