Do you think you are crazy?

  Yes
  No
  Me? Crazy? No way!!
  Half of me does, but my second personality disagrees.

If you see a shining lightbulb do you...

  Touch it repeatedly until satisfied.
  Stare at it and then at a white wall...ooh the colors!
  Cover my eyes/look away.
  Why am I looking a light bulbs?

You see a cute little puppy. He jumped on your leg and you get crap on your pants. Do you....

  A. Smack it off of the head.
  B. Strangle the lil tard.
  C. Nothing
  D. Wipe the crap off and forget about the dumb dog

Do you have OCD(obsesive compulsive disorder)?

  Yes
  No
  I-I dont-dont have-have O-oc-cd-d.

Do you have the urge to kick babies? Do you find baby pain amusing?

  Yes and yes!
  No and no! God! You're crazy, man!
  yes and no.
  no and yes.

How do you think you will score on this test?

  Crazy
  Murderous
  In the middle
  Normal
  I'm taking a test?

Why did you take this test?

  To prove that i don't have to go to the asylum like my parents wanted.
  Bored
  To prove to myself that i'm normal
  Why do you care why i took the test? I didn't do it!!!1