Can you read?

  WuT?
  No
  Of course I can read!

What is 36-8

  4.00000
  um...
  DUH! It's 28! ( Me: No need to be a show off)

Describe this picture

  The gods
  A picture that looks like a 3 year old made (Me: Well that was rude)
  THE BLESSFULL AMAZANGNUSS

Your parents give you a Harry Potter book. What do you do.

  Say:Yur jokin right?
  wut
  Run around the house squealing: THANK YOU!! (Me: You might be related to me!)

You pooped your pants during a test.

  K
  HOLY WHAT I MIGHT GET A F!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHH

Is this quiz boring?

  WUTS A QIUZ
  A little bit since your probably bored and running out of questions.
  brb

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  lol
  Why are you doing that?
  hkjhgtyumnbvcfd

Are you a bro?

  YUS
  No I have better things to do

Do YOU think your and idiot?

  HUH
  No.
  idk