Why do llamas eat hairy arseholes?

  Because they have cravings
  Cause Arctic people are arrogant
  Cause life
  Because in my fantasies they do
  Yes
  No

Sonic was created in what year?

  1991
  1992
  1993
  2010
  1890
  1777
  6 billion years ago

How much money does Mabel need to supply her pig with cow shizzle?

  $15
  600 Billion Dollars
  $30
  $500,000,000
  Sad life
  Crazy possum meat

If Luke is Satan in llama form, then what does the priest in the exorcist say?

  The power of Christ compels you
  The power of Luke compels you
  The power of cheese and wine compels you
  The power of photosynthesis compels you
  Lovely yellow pig fat
  Yes
  No
  I lik cats for a living

Who is the Ultimate Life form?

  Shadow the Hedgehog
  Eggman
  Gerald Robotnick
  Llama
  Sonic the Hedgehog
  Ridiculous grown man cccccuuuummm

The Sad Life of the Crazy Woman named Alexis
One day she walked out the door
She fell down
She landed on her face like an idiot
She died of uglyness
Sad life
Question: How did she die?

  She died of uglyness
  She died from heart failure
  She died from heart attack
  She died from heart clot
  She died from Stroke
  She died from something long going up her bum bum
  She died from shock of seeing a horse riding another horse
  A goose layed an egg on her bum causing it to slide up her intestines and hatch in her throat. She then had a raw donkey to eat.

Who is the man responsible for clouds giving birth?

  George Clooney
  Steve Irwin
  Leonardo Dicaprio
  Christopher Robin
  Bruce Wayne
  David Tennant
  Two headed babies
  Andrew Garfield

Why do large barrels have move than 2 holes in them?

  Cause they like large groups on them
  Becaus people like to climb inside and take advantage of several glory holes
  George Clooney designed them
  Koreans
  Mexicans like chimmy changas
  Australian people don't ride kangaroos
  lolwut

Giraffes like to eat Koreans. Why?

  Because they look like bananas
  Because they are filled with vegetables
  Because they eat fast
  Because life
  Cause giraffes can't see very well
  Cause giraffes have good taste
  Cause giraffes have bad taste

Why does Brandon appear in my nightmares?

  Because my dentists grabbed me inappropiately when I was young
  Because it is my career
  Because I met a police man that was creepy and old
  Because George Clooney encourages it
  Cause of his luscious hair
  Because he is a psychopath

Why does Alury use bunsen burners as grenadas

  Because bunsen `burners are hawt
  Because I have to sit on the side bench
  Because the glasses are RADICAL
  Because I own a retort stand
  Because it makes my chin hair stand edge

How much dirt is there in a hole thats 3x2x1? Give your answer in metres cubed

  600 billion metres cubed
  0 metres cubed
  6 metres cubed
  69
  619
  61919