What is the capital of Australia

  Melbourne
  Australia doesn't have a capital. Its a continent. Duh! This test is so lame.
  Canberra
  What the heck is Australia?

What is the title of this quiz?

  You
  Shall
  Not
  Pass!

Are you a certified kidnapper?

  It's already done.
  (Randomly calls 911)
  Yes! I love kids!
  I like them more!

Which answer is correct?

  This one.
  That one.
  Which one?
  I said that one!

You got the last one wrong.

  Whatever this test sucks.
  Yes!
  No I didn't. I said that one!
  No you didn't.

Which answer is the correct one?

  Answer 3
  Answer 4
  Answer 1
  Answer 2

Last one.

  So whats the question?
  I already said it.
  No you didn't.
  I'm pretty sure I did.

Oh yeah! I didn't give a question yet.

  Well?
  What?
  What is the question?
  Oh yeah! Hang on. Let me think of something.

Did you enjoy the quiz?

  Best.
  Quiz.
  Ever!
  It sucked.