Do you feel dirty or unclean?

  I feel like i slept in an alley for a year!!!!!
  I feel slightly dirty.
  Only my hair.
  I feel like I am fresh and clean!

How long has it been since you last bathed?

  A week.
  Five days only!
  Yesterday
  Two days ago.
  Three days ago.
  Four days ago.
  I don't remember!

How many times have you sweated today?

  Five times.
  Too many to count!
  Once.
  Not at all.
  Twice maybe three times?

How you been outside getting dirty?

  I was on a ranch.
  I played in the dirt.
  I went out in the wind.
  I went swimming.
  I exercised?

Do you enjoy having good hygiene?

  I hate it, its a waste of my precious time!
  I love it, the best part is after when your squeaky clean!
  Its okay but I'd rather be doing something else.
  It's boring but I have a pretty good routine!

Do you have health hygienic problems?

  I have athletes foot.
  I have no disgusting fungus or yeast! Uhhhh!!!!
  I have a bit of chronic foot and pit stink.
  I have bad stank if that's a "health problem".

Do you shave alot?

  I'm a guy so no.
  I'm a guy and i shave a little bit.
  I'm a guy and i wax frequently!
  I'm a girl who shaves occasionally, but not my arms.
  I'm a girl who always shaves or waxes everything!
  I'm a girl who never shaves or waxes, I am all NaturAle.

Do you think other people who don't have good hygiene are gross?

  Yes they are PUTRID AND HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  No i'm one of them......
  I have pretty good hygiene but i don't think they're gross.

Do you brush your teeth and tongue?

  Only about once a day.
  Both twice to three times a day.
  Every other day.
  I only brush my teeth once a day.