Do you consider yourself normal?

  Duh, of course!
  Kind of, but not really
  No, I'm crazy.
  No, I'm REALLY crazy!

If you thought you were normal & a Doctor told you you were going crazy, what would you do?

  Run around pulling your hair out?
  Yell & cuss at the Doctor.
  Do nothing but cry.
  Take advantage of the situation to act extra crazy & get away with it!
  Try & find my own cure.
  Find help.

Do other people call you crazy?

  No, never.
  Yes, all the time.
  Sometimes.
  Yes, but those people are the crazy ones.

Do you participate in dangerous activities (i.e. rock climbing, sky diving, scuba diving, etc.)

  I have but not regularly.
  Yes, all the time!
  No, never have but I would like to.
  No, & I never will.

Do you hear voices that other people don't?

  Yep.
  No, they hear them too!
  Only when I watch scary movies & freak myself out.

Have you ever been checked into a mental hospital?

  Never
  Once, but I'm much better now.
  Yes, but it wasn't my fault.
  I'm here now!

Do you think everyone else is crazy?

  Yes.
  Only if they don't think like I do.
  No.
  Not everyone, but there are some crazies out there.

Do you want other people to think you are crazy?

  Yes.
  No.

Do you laugh at inappropriate things?

  Heck yeah!
  Sometimes I can't help myself.
  No, that would be mean & inappropriate.