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You're walking through the woods with your best friend. An anvil falls from the sky on your head. Your friend then takes your wallet and runs away. What is your reaction?

Why am I in the woods?
Anvils live in trees now?
That person is NOT my best friend anymore.
Why wasn't there a monkey involved!??!?
Hwehehhehehee -drools on self-

Yellow monkeys take over the world. What is your reaction?

Spray paint yourself yellow so the monkeys might think you're one of them so they won't bite your nose off.
Embrace them with love.
Embrace them with hate.
Embrace them with an axe to their throats.
Go back to sleep, it's 3 A.M.. Deal with the monkeys later.

You are at school in math class. You raise your hand to ask a question because you forgot how to work out the problem 2+2. How do you get the teacher's attention?

Keep your hand in the air because the teacher is teaching and you don't want to interrupt.
Make a paper airplane and throw it at the teacher and blame it on the bully of the class.
Grab a pie. You know what's next.
SCREAM AT THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE IS IGNORING YOU!!
Sue the teacher for not answering your question and blame him for you failing the final exams.

Jeff the killer is coming after you. What do you do to his face to distract him so you can run away?

Stab it with a knife.
Stab it with a fork.
SMACK IT WITH A SPOON!
Get a red marker and poke his eyes out.
Accept fate: You must give up the turkey he was chasing you for. :(

You're watching the best video on YouTube EVER! Your iPad dies. What do you do?

Go get on a computer, it's okay, I can watch it over again.
RAGE and throw your iPad across the room at a wall.
Take deep breaths.... You can wait until it charges up again.
FREAK OUT and color yourself yellow and become one of those monkeys that I spoke about earlier.
Become one with yourself and become what you've always wanted to be: A Mime.

You eat something that might have a nuclear bomb inside. What is your reaction?

Wow, I have a big mouth...
I never liked life anyways :'(
I'd go take a bunch of people with me. MUAHAHAHHA
I'd go live life to the fullest, and go do everything I wanted to do.
HA that bacon can't hold a nuclear bomb hahahahahha... can it?..

What is your favorite color out of these four: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow.

Red.
Blue.
Green.
Yellow.
Hot Pink. Duhhh

You go to an art class to learn how to draw. People start making fun of you because you're bad at drawing... What do you do?

Knock 'em out! Then draw where their face should be.
Draw for the next 39 and 1/2 .7 years and become a BAWS drawer and show it to the person who had to become a janitor because they were worse than you were
Accept the truth: they're jealous.
Give up and never draw again for the rest of your life.
Gather the yellow monkeys together and charge his house.

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YOU FINALLY LEARN HOW TO EAT A PIE PROPERLY! What's next in your life?

Learn how to eat BACON PROPERLY (Class takes 30 years to complete)!
Become an expert drawer... again...
Go get married to one of those monkeys because they stole your girlfriend and sent her to Mars to survive the next 52.8 years.
Become a gamer and waste your life doing absolutely NOTHING because learning how to eat pie really was a hard task to overcome.
Finish this test because it was boring ( me: :'( you're so mean )

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