Are you a unicorn?

  What the hell is a unicorn?
  Yes. My name is fluffy.
  No. I'm a Pegasus.
  I have no life.

Do you like cheesecake?

  I like cheese. I like cake.
  I think I'm in love with it!
  Never heard of it.
  It disgusts me.

If I were a bunny named carrot, what would your reaction be?

  I would pick you up and keep you as a pet.
  *turns into bunny*
  What's a bunny?

I love...

  Snakes
  Bunnies
  Unicorns
  Dogs
  Nothing.

The hills are alive...

  JK!!!!! They're not alive. I killed them
  With the sound of war
  With the sound of music
  Ummmmm...

I hate...

  Everything
  Life
  You
  Nothing
  Veggies

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

  0
  I lost count after 20.
  I'm not allowed to date
  5
  10-15

I like snakes.

  I love you
  Ewwwww
  I love dogs
  I love cats (idiot)

Talents?

  Art
  Sports
  Music
  Shopping
  Being awesome