WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF ANIMAL?

  Cat
  Unicorn
  Dog
  Bunny
  Kitten
  Other

What pet do you have?

  Dog
  cat
  fish
  bunny
  horse
  goat
  unicorn
  pet? i was here for the cheese
  zombie

you see a dog on the road it is homeless, what do you do?

  cook it for tea
  screw the dog my pet unicorns better!
  take it home and look after it
  take it to a dog shelter
  ignore it and move on

there is the cutest kitten in the world lost what do you do, your parents you are only allowed one pet which one do you choose?

  Kitten
  Dog
  run away and keep them both

a bull attacks your dog what do you do?

  fly away on your unicorn
  poo yourself with fright
  run to the next field and leave your dog behind
  run to the next field with your dog
  tell your dog to go home and then let the bull trample you to save the dog

your dog falls ill what do you do?

  leave your dog and fly to the land of unicorns
  pff who cares im to busy playing cod
  cry
  scream
  become a vet and do every thing you can to save him
  leave your dog to the vet and get a cat

your dog survives the illness what do you do

  throw a party in happiness that your dog survives
  pff who cares id prefer a cat
  be his servant and give him everything he needs
  by a new dog and make them friends

you buy a new dog at first they don't like each other what do you do

  try to make them friends
  keep them seperate
  lock them up
  sell them both and buy a unicorn
  for the last time i dont care im to busy playing cod

do you want a dog

  no
  yes