YAAAAH! RED!

  YAAAAAAH, BLUE!
  RAINBOW PONY UNICORN POOP, YAAAAAAAAY!
  go see a therapist!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! p.s you're not actually in my house.

  ok!
  right, therapist, now!
  BACON!!!

What's your fave pet?

  dog
  cat
  A ROBOTIC TOILET!!!

"Well, your mother died"
your reaction:

  *cries*
  *becomes darth vader* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  *jumps out window and hops on a toilet*

what do you name your cat?

  human names, i.e: tom, daisy, ect.
  Fluffy, kitty, ect.
  PICKLED PANCAKE!!!

What gender are you?

  male
  female
  other O_O

what are you doing right now?

  farting
  normal stuff
  lol go away dave

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  same!
  *backs away slowly*
  ..........

why are you here?

  duh... to find out how crazy i am!
  GET ON WITH IT!!!
  *jumps out window and hops on a toilet AGAIN*