do you consider yourself helpful

  Yes, indubidubly
  No, thats for loosers
  when i feel like it

what would you do if your house caught fire?

  run around in circles and cry 'mummy'
  pick your nose
  watch it
  run out of the house and take everything valuble
  call the fire brigade
  ignore it

what would you do if you missed the toilet

  walk away
  clean it up
  nothing

what to do if you have skid marks in your pants (be honest everyone has)

  run around in cirlces and cry ewwwww
  take them off
  show someone
  nothing carry on

what to do if a cat was chasing you

  turn and kick it
  keep running
  stop and let it get you
  pick your nose

what to do if you had a miniture world of your own with tiny poeple

  bring destruction
  help them
  throw it away and not care

what to do if you eat mouldy cheese

  throw up
  dont care
  pick your nose
  eat some more

what to do if you got offerd the job of your dreams

  say ok but pick your nose
  say no
  say yes

do you consider yourself stupid

  i dunno
  yes
  no